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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Investment Tips For 2008

For my friends who are in to the big investments, I know you will appreciate the information below. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2008:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And finally....

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang

2 comments:

Eileen said...

Hi Brenda, Thanks for stopping by my blog. My computer wasn't working and I just got it fixed. Hope all is well:)

It's All Good! said...

Hi Brenda, Hilarious! I just mentioned on my blog about people making me laugh so hard I might just tinkle in my britches...well!
Those are funny!
Thanks for sharing.
The other Brenda :)