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Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Happy New Year

FINALLY, ERROR MESSAGES WE CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND










Old Harold
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that ..... in case I need to fix it again?"
Harold grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
I used to like Harold................

2 comments:

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

OK, I'd never heard that one before! LOL! I'll have to remember that one for the husband!

Jean Knee said...

Ha, sounds like me

Happy New Year, Brenda!

check on the fudge-a-gater comments, Brian has described how to do a link in the comments